Sometimes The News Just Grabs Ya
Saw a short snippet about an attempted
robbery here in Los Angeles County.
Store video captures a slouchy grungy
guy with gun in hand entering the store,
named something like Lucious and Lacy.
In the grainy black and white, he approaches
the female clerk at the brightly lit counter
and demands money.
She reaches across the counter and swipes
his gun aside.
Her colleague rushes in from the back room.
She grabs one after another adult toy from the
shelf behind the cash register, and in her best
Clayton Kershaw form, pelts the wannabe bad boy.
Can’t be sure, but on the video looks like
she is shouting at him as she gives him
her best shot (and shot and shot):
Get outta here, you perv!
He does get outta there, with no booty.
WTF is that?
Tags: Apologies that this is not a
heartwarming Christmas story.
Or maybe it is.
love it!
did i ever tell you about the time (’70’s) when my grandmother hit a would-be robber over the head with a presto log. (they had a gas station/store near portland)…. made the tigard news, but she thought it was no big deal!