Are We Ever Happy. . .
Overheard some talk at the coffee shop
about the new SI featuring a Plus Size Model
in a bikini.
Hmpf, said one, glancing at her friend’s
smart phone. Guess I’ll wait for the Super
Plus Size Model in a bikini.
Hmpf, said another, taking the phone and
peeking. Guess I’ll wait for the Super
Boyish Thin and Flat Size Model.
Hmpf, said the third, taking her phone back.
Do you have any idea what it’s like to be in
the perfection minority? We never get any
attention.
The above paraphrased, but true.
WTF is that?
Tags: When do we get the Plus Size Male
Model in a thong bathing suit? People say
Marilyn Monroe was fat, but only if size eight
is fat. Beam me up, Scotty, away from this madness.
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