Dog Days of Summer
Emphasis on Dog.
These creatures have trained us well.
Who among us expects those we greet to give
us a scalp massage?
Then maybe a full spine adjustment?
Doggies do.
Do you expect your friends to take
you to the beach, frolic in the surf with
you, then take you home and give you a
bubbly scrub down?
Doggies do.
We welcome their sloppy kisses without a
thought of what that tongue French kisses a
dozen times a day, because that’s what
Doggies do.
So who wouldn’t want a dog’s life? Meals and
treats you can count on. Pampered urban
sleeping quarters. Only challenge being to
produce in front of God and all those people
on public paths treasure piles known as
Doggie’s doo.
Of course, we couldn’t drive. But that may be
coming. Check it out.
WTF is that?
Tags: Under the boardwalk, on the sidewalk,
anywhere. U R the flea’s knees. How Much Is
That Human In The Jaguar. Buddy, brush your
teeth. Please.
so true.