Overheard. . .
. . .at the beach in Avalon, Santa Catalina
I learned this game by playing it with
myself. Each time I won.
Grandma to infant rejecting her:
Be that way, see if I care. When you want a
bike, don’t call me.
Billy! Float back here! Get away from that
yacht!
A year ago we started simplyfying. That’s
why we sold the other plane.
An eight-year-old to friend:
How much pieces of bubblegum do you have
in your mouth?
Tanned-leather older gentleman:
I know that movie. I took Jimmy to see
How To Drain Your Dragon.
SQUAWK!
From a gray seagull running across three
beach towels to snatch a dropped French fry.
Are any of us sane? Including the bird?
WTF is that?
Tags: No time like the summertime; noted
Italian Garibaldi is also a fish; golf carts
are the wave of the future; in five minutes
sand invades every possible crevice
Hilarious.