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Whaddaya do when an unemployed, talented, charming, depressed pal asks for a bottle of your pee at seventy-thirty the next morning?
You say yes, of course.
Especially since tomorrow’s drug test is the final barrier between the friend and her first fashion job in six months.
Here’s a chance to turn a shooter slurping, pot-smoking, pill popping creative into a productive member of society.
Maybe. Is there a fly in this ointment? Opiate in this urine? Cannabis in this container?
Whaddaya think will happen on those pop-up mandatory samples called for at work?
Wait a minute. There’s a new industry calling.
Antique jade bottles on a tasteful neck chain. The free-pee freebie charm bracelet with elixir vials – this business is building itself!
Stop!
WTF are we thinking?
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OMG, Katie, is this your very clever mind thinking up a new business? If so, you have a winner! They will be knocking down your door to get to you. Do you include the urine sample in the bottles/charms you sell?
how about packaged pee posing as energy drinks? it’s a natural fit, no?